Hella/Hecka

hel·la adj.

1. very, really
2. a lot of

1. Damn, you have hella shit in yo’ house! (Translation: Wow, you have a lot of possessions in your home!)
2. Shit, you’re hella retarded. (Translation: Oh, you’re pretty lacking in the intelligence department.)

Note: Hecka is the lesser variant of hella. It is milder, less offensive, and used by younger children so their parents don’t beat their asses for swearing.

Sometimes, I forget that the world doesn’t live in the unfriendly neighborhood of NorCal. Or the Bay Area.

Please, Britons, no comments on America’s stupidity. We know. Or don’t.